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INT. JERROD ' S BAR- DAY
KENNY and KEEF sit at the counter across from JERROD, as he hands them beers. Their eyes are trained on a TV REPORTER.
TV REPORTER Kanye West has canceled the European leg of his tour following his breakdown last month-
JERROD It ' s a damn shame, brothers.
KEEF Yeah, mental health is a serious-
KENNY-it ' s a big issue.
JERROD You think Kanye ' s crazy? He ' s clearly been kidnapped by the Illuminati. It ' s obvious.
KENNY Maybe less obvious than you think.
JERROD I first started to notice during the election. Remember when Mary J. Blige sang to Hillary?
INT. BROOKLYN APARTMENT- DAYTIME- DURING THE ELECTION
FLASHBACK:
Mary J. Blige croons to an awkwardly nodding Hillary Clinton on the tv. Jerrod pauses the screen and leans in close.
JERROD( V. O.) That ' s when I saw it.
In the window behind Hillary is floating lizard Jay Z. Mary ' s voice now looks like a vortex sucking the life from her.
JERROD( V. O.) The Illuminati and Shawn Corey had rigged the election for Trump.
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