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BEYONCE You were right about Mary . She ' s Illuminatiiheeehee . But J was there to stop her , child .
JAY Z We supported Hillary against Illuminati sanction . In retaliation , they took Kanye from us and gave him to the Kardashians .
KENNY Didn ' t they get married 3 years ago ?
BEYONCE Yes , but Kanye always came back at night to sleep at the foot of our bed . Ohhoo ! He ' s protective of Blue .
JAY Z Trump paid Kim to use her mind control and brainwash ' Ye . Without his righteous black anger , the racial harmonies of the universe are out of whack . The result ?
Jay waves his hand to create a yin-yang in the air . It breaks into a vision of blacks and whites fighting .
Race war .
JERROD
KEEF Why would the Illuminati start a race war ?
KENNY Yeah , aren ' t you guys , like , lizards or something ?
BEYONCE Everyone knows race wars only effect the poor . And we haaaate them .
JAY Z We ' d go . But the Illuminati are having a huge benefit for the inauguration . If we ' re not there , they ' ll know something is wrong . It ' s our only chance to strike .