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BEYONCE You were right about Mary. She ' s Illuminatiiheeehee. But J was there to stop her, child.
JAY Z We supported Hillary against Illuminati sanction. In retaliation, they took Kanye from us and gave him to the Kardashians.
KENNY Didn ' t they get married 3 years ago?
BEYONCE Yes, but Kanye always came back at night to sleep at the foot of our bed. Ohhoo! He ' s protective of Blue.
JAY Z Trump paid Kim to use her mind control and brainwash ' Ye. Without his righteous black anger, the racial harmonies of the universe are out of whack. The result?
Jay waves his hand to create a yin-yang in the air. It breaks into a vision of blacks and whites fighting.
Race war.
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KEEF Why would the Illuminati start a race war?
KENNY Yeah, aren ' t you guys, like, lizards or something?
BEYONCE Everyone knows race wars only effect the poor. And we haaaate them.
JAY Z We ' d go. But the Illuminati are having a huge benefit for the inauguration. If we ' re not there, they ' ll know something is wrong. It ' s our only chance to strike.