LMSS SPHINCTER vol.81 issue 1 Sphincter Issue 1 | Page 15

Philharmonic dining rooms Locally known “Phil” has sat pretty on the corner of Hope Street and Hardman Street for well over 100 years now and looks every bit as royal as the era it was conceived in. An art nouveau gate invites you in to the mosaic and mahogany decked interior, where you might be mistaken for thinking the crown jewels reside. I am so told that one of its hidden gems is the gentleman’s urinal with its especially attractive roseate marble design. That said, how gentlemanly you are when you grace the toilette depends entirely upon what position this public house occupies in your pub crawl. Mackenzies Whisky Bar Just a stone’s throw from bombed out church and the sacred Nabzy’s sits Mackenzies Whisky Bar. On first appearance, it looks like a bank-breaker and certainly the decoration is posh enough but the drink deals are a delight and whisky is not the only thing on offer at not too high a price. The more you settle yourself in to its leather seats and scan your surroundings, you’ll realise that it has bizarre art décor choices on par with Heebie Jeebies. Definitely a gem to retreat to in summer is its snug and ambiently lit beer garden. Ma Egerton’s Stage Door The best little hideout to down a pint before a theatrical production. This Victorian pub on Pudsey Street sits in perfect proximity to the Empire theatre and the O2 academy. Cosily nestled amongst industrial concrete buildings, Ma Egerton’s appears out of the blue in Harry Potter-esque fashion. For those fancying a pre-theatre nibble or carbs to soak up the alcohol, its pizzas and traditional scouse are quite well known. The North Western – Wetherspoon’s A short walk down the hill from Ma Egerton’s and right next door to Lime Street Station and the Empire theatre is undoubtedly Liverpool’s poshest Wetherspoon’s. Drinks prices and the menu selection need not be mentioned with Wetherspoon’s being the most numerous tavern in the city centre. Think tall white walls and hanging chandeliers. Think of your usual purple rain pitcher without all the rowdiness of the other spoons’ you’ll find in town, in the impressive shadow of St George’s hall. LIV Some days you yearn for something with more class than the font with its £2 cocktails and zero hygiene rating. When the mood calls, Liverpool has plenty of boozey hideaways to please, with everything ranging from cheaper-than- chips pints to glitzy gin bars that’ll eat your wallet whole. Sometimes the repetition of the usual faculty to juicy to Baa Bar crawl grinds you down like a blunt cheese grater and you need to mix it up a tad. Whether you want to recapture that country-bumpkin feeling of home or wrap yourself in the London-esque limelight of the financial quarter, here are some inspiring additions to add to your dream pub crawl.