There was an old man telling his children how he struck it rich:
It was 1932 and I was down to my last nickel. I invested that in an apple and polished that apple all day. The next day I sold it for $1.00 and with that, I bought 2 apples. I polished them all day and then sold that for $2.50. I continued this process for 4 weeks with a grand total of $5.50 (with most of my profit spend on necessities such as food). The next day my wife's mother died and left me 2 million dollars!
Jew Perfect | 17
Here's A Joke
I am most of the time brown and most people love me but I’m poisonous to some and hate being in the sun too long. what I’m I?
Here's A Riddle
Answer: Chocolate