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hair. If you have bad teeth or
some other sort of imperfection, with short hair, you’re
putting it front and center.
Even if you don’t have a glaring flaw, there’s one thing of
which I’m sure: your face is
going to look fat. Need further
proof? Look at that picture of
ole Jennifer Lawrence above
and remember that she looked
fine before.
Now, I have to say, I agree with
him and I think this works for
both sexes. I am never attracted
to guys with short hair, because
it makes their faces so fat and
ugly, without exception, and I can
see their teeth and their unkempt
eyebrows and their gross male
noses. It’s fucking disgusting and
a real lady boner killer.
Now, I know a lot of women
have had a problem with (bogus)
Roger Sterling Jr.’s piece, and not
because it’s clearly a first draft.
To those ladies who got upset,
don’t worry! I wasn’t aware of
an election where (forged) Roger
Sterling Jr. was elected king of all
men. Furthermore, there are lots
of men who give zero fucks about
hair length. Remember Kanye
West’s ex, nearly bald, walking
ERIN
GIBSON
HUFFINGTON
11.24-12.01.13
I am never attracted
to guys with short hair,
because it makes their
faces so fat and ugly,
without exception, and
I can see their teeth and
their unkempt eyebrows
and their gross make noses.”
sex, Amber Rose? And let’s not
forget Frank Sinatra’s nearly lifetime love affair with Mia Farrow.
I’d say Sinatra is probably the
expert on what’s fuckable, considering he’s banged more chicks
than Wilt Chamberlain.
Having had a haircut that
would make Grace Jones jealous, and in the spirit of being fair
and balanced, I’d like to discuss
the amazing things about having short hair, in particular, the
points that speak to fuckability.
Why Women Should
Cut Their Hair Short
by Peggy Olson
#1 Having a girlfriend with
shorter hair means she has an
extra 40 minutes a day because she’s not having to dry
her hair. That’s 40 extra minutes for sex, and that’s pure