Voices
ERIN
GIBSON
HUFFINGTON
11.24-12.01.13
ing if they look photoshopped
in real life or if they are hanging out of their sockets.
To be clear, what he’s saying is that he only notices eyes if
they’ve been rasterized and given
a Gaussian blur, or if your eyes are
hangin’ out of your dead body —
the only two acceptable states for
attention-grabbing eyes.
(charlatan) Roger Sterling Jr.
says the same logic applies to hair.
PAUL ARCHULETA/FILMMAGIC/GETTY IMAGES
... where outside of blonde,
brunette, and easy, the male
population will give a collective
shrug in regard to her having
curled it, straightened it, pulled
it up, or having done whatever
else she spends an hour and a
half doing before she goes out.
We only notice the length when
it happens to rival our own.
He bring