Voices
sons why girls should think twice
before handing a photo of Michelle
Williams to a hair care professional
and saying “me have that.”
(impostor) Roger Sterling Jr.
starts off his opus with a little
history on how all men were
raised to get boners:
None of us grew up looking at
or imagining ourselves with
women rocking a solid scissor
fade. Still, over the past couple
of years, there has been a disturbing trend spreading across
gender lines: pixie cut.
So many hot women are cutting off their boner power centers — Michelle Williams, Carey
Mulligan, Beyonce, who, let’s be
honest, just showed us what her
hair looks like under her millions of wigs, Charlize Theron,
(or as my aunt Cathy calls her
“Charlyne Theron”), Halle Berry,
Miley Cyrus, Sienna Miller, Natalie Portman, and, the woman
who I believe put the final nail in
the pixie cut boner killing coffin,
Jennifer Lawrence.
Just playing devil’s haircut
here, but I would say these celebrities might actually be pulling it off. It’s common knowledge
ERIN
GIBSON
HUFFINGTON
11.24-12.01.13
So many hot women are
cutting off their boner power
centers — Michelle Williams,
Carey Mulligan, Beyonce, who,
let’s be honest, just showed us
what her hair looks like under
her millions of wigs.”
that Hollywood is fueled by boners, and the fact that these ladies
are still allowed in Hollywood
speaks to their “pulling it off”
abilities. And, as far as “pulling
it off” with younger boners, as
far as high-school-aged boys are
concerned, I bet I could go to the
Beverly Center and find four hundred 11-15 year old boys at Finish
Line who have jerked off to shorthaired Emma Watson. I don’t
want to, but I could.
(fraudulent) Roger Sterling, Jr.
goes on to say:
You Will Stand Out,
But Not in a Good Way
There are certain things about
girls that a guy only notices if
they are spectacular or spectacularly awful. Tits, ass,
legs, and a couple other things
stand out regardless, but a
girl’s eyes are only worth not-