Voices
ERIN
GIBSON
HUFFINGTON
11.24-12.01.13
SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES
Long Hair, Full
Boners, Can’t Lose
BREEZE PAST any lady magazine
and you’ll see that female celebrities are chopping off their highmaintenance locks by the dozens.
While most of us fall into the
“don’t give a crap” camp, one man
in particular has been so deeply
affected by the trend, he took key
to Internet and did the unthinkable — he penned a tirade on TotalFratMove.com titled “Why Girls
Should Not Cut Their Hair Short.”
The piece is written by Roger
Sterling Jr. — not John Slattery or
Matthew Weiner — but a nom de
plume for another person who is
too brave to give his actual name. In
his article, (fake) Roger Sterling Jr.
breaks down his very specific rea-
Jennifer
Lawrence
poses with
her recently
chopped hair
at the Hunger
Games:
Catching
Fire premiere
at the 8th
Rome Film
Festival in
November
2013.