Huffington Magazine Issue 75 | Page 11

Enter one wants to beat someone in a presidential primary. Warren did not actually do anything, at all, that could be remotely construed as mounting a primary challenge. I actually cannot point to anything particularly noteworthy that Elizabeth Warren has done at all in recent days. The origin for all of this rampant speculation came in the form of a New Republic article that eerily followed the exact same rubric as another article that came out three years before the 2008 presidential election, describing the potential primary challenge to Clinton from the left in the form of Sen. Russell Feingold (D-Wis.), who went on to adamantly refuse to mount that primary challenge. Nevertheless, there was much sturm und drang about an article in which an anonymous source — an anonymous “former aide,” which is very, verrrrrry low on the anonymous source reliability scale, by the way — saying, “Yeah, Hillary is running. And she’ll probably win. ... But Elizabeth doesn’t care about winning. She doesn’t care whose turn it is.” I mean, there you have it, right? Rando Mystery Aide probably knows best. LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST HUFFINGTON 11.17.13 Anyway, after a whole lot of coverage and frenzy, we get the news via Politico that, actually, steps have been taken to totally solve the problem of Elizabeth Warren’s primary challenge, which is not actually a real thing: If anything, Clinton’s world appears very aware that income inequality is an issue that matches the prevailing mood of Take that, Elizabeth Warren! Not only is Clinton probably going to make a ‘strong progressive economics argument,’ she’s been making these strong progressive economics arguments all along, ha ha!” the Democratic base — witness incoming New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio, who was Hillary