Huffington Magazine Issue 50 | Page 117

GETTY IMAGES/UPPERCUT BEST SUMMER EVER HUFFINGTON 05.26.13 L to imagine that Russia’s is called, “Нет рубашку Путина Сезон,” which translates roughly to, “No shirt Putin season,” in recognition of the fact that Vladimir Putin will always be doing something, topless, during that period of time. The Wikipedia also says that “in many languages, the name for the silly season references cucumbers.” That is something I am not going to touch. I trust, however, that I’ve made my point. Which is, “you should get a jump on the silly season spirit by padding out your column with Wikipedia trivia.” Even though last August was not slow, it certainly lived up to its reputation for silliness. It was last August that Dick Morris said he’d seen “the real numbers,” and that Romney was headed for a landslide. Conservatives called for Romney advisor Andrea Saul to be fired for mentioning that her boss had racked up some impressive achievements as governor of Massachusetts. Todd Akin made his famous “legitimate rape” gaffe, pissing away an election in which he might have otherwise contended. The month closed out with the sight of Clint Eastwood, babbling incomprehensibly at a chair, on national television. LINKINS: LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST LIFESTYLE TRAVEL August isn’t just when figures in the news go to their dumb place. The media sort of descends into a fugue state as well. Last August, the Weekly Standard, taking leave of their senses, started a countdown clock, counting down the minutes until President Obama was going to replace Joe Biden with Hillary Clinton on the Democratic ticket, because that was sure to happen. (That clock is still up, ticking restlessly into the future.) Days later, some idiot managed to trick a lot of people into believing that Paul Krugman was on Google Plus, promoting the economic benefits of earthquakes. Google Plus! Elsewhere, pundits used their perches in August to make risible complaints about the American people. Sheryl Gay Stolberg contended that the American people As Congress empties its seats to go on vacation, the media malfunctions.