Huffington Magazine Issue 50 | Page 118

BEST SUMMER EVER HUFFINGTON 05.26.13 L were really to blame for Congressional gridlock, saying, “If Americans want to know why their elected officials can’t compromise, these scholars and pundits say, perhaps they ought to look in the mirror.” (Thomas Ferguson swatted this away by pointing out that available data demonstrated that there was “little evidence that Congressional polarization is rooted in sharp differences in public sentiment.”) Stollberg wasn’t alone — days earlier, Tom Brokaw summed up the summer’s debt ceiling crisis by suggesting that the American people got what they deserved. Of course, when it comes to August’s effects on the media’s brainpan, you really can’t find a finer example than the August of 2010. That was the year a bored media managed to elevate an otherwise non-notable, anti-Muslim crank named Terry Jones into a media celebrity, as the culminating event in their slipshod coverage of the “Ground Zero Mosque” controversy. More than anything else, the “slow news month”/“silly season” signifiers exist to absolve the media in advance of whatever terrible nonsense they are about to get up to, because they are bored and LINKINS: LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST LIFESTYLE TRAVEL sweaty and sad that all the powerful elites to whom they normally have access are away on vacation. So that’s what summer is like, for those who ply their trade in the world of Beltway politics: a hot swamp of idiocy, laziness, and error, where seriousness rarely finds The media ... are bored and sweaty and sad that all the powerful elites to whom they normally have access are away on vacation.” a purchase. I still recall the words of one of Washington’s most decorated soulless government functionaries, Bush White House Chief of Staff Andrew Card, who said, “From a marketing point of view, you don’t introduce new products in August.” The “new product” he was referring to? The Iraq War, which I think we can all agree was much too sensible and intelligent to be associated with “silly season.” Oh wait, you say the White House Iraq Group was formed in August? Never mind, then. That’s just perfect.