Huffington Magazine Issue 43 | Page 10

Enter “Google’s War on Christianity” thing, even though as far as I can tell, everyone who visited the Google home page was mere seconds from being able to visit, you know ... the Bible. The whole kerfuffle was like an early version of the annual “War On Christmas,” in which we are led to believe that faithful Christians are somehow being attac ked or maligned during the Yuletide season. It really does a disservice to people around the world — including many Christians — who suffer at the hands of actual persecutors. In reality, those who are privileged enough to live in America get a month of celebration in which every piece of media — from television shows, to the music at the coffee shop, to the lights on the street — inevitably leads back to the Gospels and their telling of the birth of Jesus Christ. This includes an enormously popular children’s cartoon called A Charlie Brown Christmas, in which the Gospel of Luke is recited aloud on network television. If there’s one thing that the Christmas season demonstrates, it’s that American Christians enjoy top cultural standing among their peers in other faith traditions. And yet, the central notion that gov- LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST HUFFINGTON 04.07.13 erns the so-called “War On Christmas” is that this seemingly unshakeable firmament of religious privilege can be destroyed utterly the moment a single clerk working the Target checkout line utters the words “Happy Holidays,” instead of “Merry Christmas.” Given that Christmas is the most successful branding campaign in the history All of those angry at Google seem to be implying that Google is specifically obligated to provide Christians with a helping of validation that they shouldn’t actually need.” of the universe, I find all of this deeply puzzling. But I’m doubly puzzled about this whole Easter Sunday Googledoodle contretemps, because all of those angry at Google seem to be implying that Google is specifically obligated to provide Christians with a helping of validation that they shouldn’t actually need. Don’t get me wrong! It’s a really interesting irony — Google is, first and foremost, an instant-gratification engine. We are literally trained to