Huffington Magazine Issue 43 | Page 11

GOOGLE Enter expect it to provide us with “The Answers,” and to do so in a way that’s not laborious or time-intensive. But there are more things in heaven and earth than are trawlable by Google’s search spiders, folks. And as near as I can tell, churches were open on Easter Sunday, providing a venue for that sort of contemplation. So why on earth did a drawing of Cesar Chavez anger people so much? What did it matter? Well, the truth is that it didn’t matter to 99.9999999999999999999 percent of Christianity’s 2.2 billion adherents. Rather, it seems to have mattered most to those who worship at the altar of Tribal Political B.S., the great Golden Calf of our civic discourse. And to that flock, Google’s sin was not actually ruining the Easter holiday (the Easter holiday was not ruined, after all), but honoring the birthday of a labor rights activist traditionally associated with the left. (At least, that was the second round of braying, after they all realized that the doodle was not, in fact, of former Venezuelan dictator Hugo Chavez, a matter that took more time than was otherwise necessary to sort out, given that they could have Googled it LOOKING FORWARD IN ANGST right then and there.) I’ll give the complainants this: It’s entirely possible that they were victimized by a neat bit of “trollgaze” — something on the Internet designed to engineer outrage. But the more realistic possibility is that Google opted to celebrate Chavez’s birthday ... on Chavez’s birthday. It’s a weird concept, I know! Naturally, I am open to suggestions as to alternate days on which Google could have run the “Happy Birthday Cesar Chavez” doodle, but I have this strange feeling we’re just going to keep on coming back to March 31 as the ideal date. When you get right down to it, what Google did has nothing at all to do with a drawing that they ran on a religious holiday (that didn’t end up interfering with the holiday in any material way for its celebrants). This is simply a debate in which you either believe that Cesar Chavez, who died in 1993, is worthy of some tribute in the public sphere (even one as fleeting as a Google doodle) or you believe otherwise. In all likelihood, if you oppose Chavez’s labor activism out of a sense of political HUFFINGTON 04.07.13 Google’s March 31st doodle of Cesar Chavez.