Huffington Magazine Issue 33 | Page 97

Exit TASTE TEST The Best Frozen Microwave Pizzas HILE we understand that microwaves are the worst appliance for cooking pizza (hello, soggy crusts), certain brands have attempted to do the impossible. They have created microwaveable frozen pizzas. Out of sheer curiosity, we rounded up five of such pizzas (making sure they’re nationally available and sold in major grocery stores, of course) and put them to a taste GETTY IMAGES/FLICKR RF W test. Before you dare try any of these pizzas, we must warn you. With one exception (Trader Joe’s), these pizzas have a lot of ingredients that are difficult to pronounce and nearly impossible to define. We do not recommend eating these as a part of your normal daily diet. They’re strictly for hangover emergencies and hunger attacks. So, do any of these pizzas taste good enough to make up for the ensuing guilt? Find out ahead. As always, this taste test is in no way influenced by the brands included. HUFFINGTON 01.27.13