Gscene Magazine Gscene - January 2014 | Page 50

50 GSCENE HEART & SOLE WORDS WHAT’S IN A WORD? BY DARREN SOLE First of all, Happy New Year, and I hope that your 2014 will be chock full of health, wealth and happiness. One thing that is guaranteed, is that your next 12 months will be stuffed to bursting with words. And not just welcomed, fluffy ones like nipple, pinot and flump, but words you won’t want to read and words you certainly won’t want to hear. Forget about the usual monotony of bosses who drone, parents who crone and lovers who moan, I’m talking about utterances of the unmentionables; the other words from the ether, the ones from which we can’t escape and that batter our lugholes on a daily basis. Back in 2013 for example, if your bread wasn’t ‘artisan’, your dance wasn’t ‘twerked’ and your pork wasn't 'pulled', then you definitely weren’t ‘YOLO’ing, especially if you didn’t capture it all for posterity with an obligatory (official word of the year) 'selfie'. And every year, the volume of this noise grows, as more and more persistent syllables, deep in the bowels of the alphabet soup, push, shove and muscle together, to break free and come up for air, making newbie nouns and voracious verbs, that overshadow us, shape how we live and ultimately, survive us. As a comedy TV writer and producer, I have a modest insight into what kinds of words push people’s buttons because I make a living (inbetween train-sitting and celeb-stroking) creating, writing, and marking others', bum, nob and fanny gags. But in my lair of the shiny floor, no matter how high the s ܚX