Gscene Magazine Gscene - January 2014 | Página 49

GSCENE 49 DUNCAN’S HOMELY DOMAIN HOMILY BY DUNCAN STEWART BY GLENN STEVENS TOP BANANA! LISTOMANIA The first time I encountered any direct homophobia was when I returned to higher education in the early 1980s, aged 18, and had a room on campus at Norwich City College. I had put up posters to start a Gay Soc, (one person replied, so that project never really got off the ground). However, one afternoon I returned to my dorm to find under my door name plate ‘Glenn’, someone had added ‘is gay’. Rather then remove it, I just wrote ‘So?’ My shopping list included the ingredients for making a moussaka but the meat on display looked fatty and the aubergines a bit wrinkled, (not unlike the shopper) so I abandoned my list and we ended up with chicken casserole. A friend derives so much pleasure from making a list, crossing off all the items and then discarding it, that he often crosses off things he has not done and starts a new one with those items at the top. He is otherwise quite rational. At this stage in my life I’d already been in two relationships with men, and was working as chef, cook and bottle washer at Norwich’s only gay nightclub, The Caribbean, wearing little more than a Miley Cyrus-style wrecking ball, hot pants and matching vest, (I was 18, with a six-pack at the time, okay!) so their statement was an obvious fact to me, not the insult they where hoping for. The practice of medicine is full of lists, algorithms, guidelines and protocols such as the recently vilified Liverpool pathway, a guide to help medical staff caring for the terminally ill. Almost without exception these are well constructed and well tested memory aids but they are not so comprehensive as to leave no room for spontaneous actions in response to the patient’s immediate problems. Lists can become misleading, oppressive and even hazardous, in the wrong hands. A couple of years later I moved down to Brighton where at the same time the word ‘queer’ was being reclaimed by the radicals. I remember many older gay men hating the use of the word, as it had been the main use of abuse for them for years. Although the word ‘que