Gscene Magazine Gscene - January 2014 | Page 51

GSCENE 51 NETTY’S QUEERYING WORLD QUEENIE BY QUEEN JOSEPHINE GAY’S THE WORD SORT IT OUT! In the beginning was the word: ‘Gay’. We LGBTs ask a lot of it, it’s only little but has to stretch to cover us all. It’s my most chosen form of self-description. I tend to favour it over lesbian. This was a big mistake when at the age of 15 I attempted to find love through the Lonely Hearts pages of a London magazine. I described myself as a ‘gay girl’ looking for fun. I got an even lonelier response from an old Irish bloke who thought I sounded like a happy-go-lucky kinda gal, just the tonic he needed. Well then, somewhat unbelievably another bloody year has gone by and what do you know, I’m still ‘a smoker’, I’m still ‘a drinker’ and I’m still ‘a West Ham fan’. But never mind, this month is apparently going to be the coldest and snowiest since time immemorial so rather than feel all January-ish about it I’ve decided it’s time to embrace a putan-end-to-all-the-procrastination-towards-jobs-I-don’t-feel-like-doingbecause-I’m-ahem-always-too-busy philosophy. Of course in the ever-shifting sea of meanings, gay no longer means happy. Thanks to the yoof of today it’s leapt the species barrier and doesn’t just refer to sexuality, but to some person, act or item, which is deemed to be crappy or lame. There, I’ve just associated disability with crappiness, managing to undermine and belittle another group. I’m on a roll. It seems some of the LBTs who shelter under the LGBT banner are aggrieved at the sole use of the word ‘Gay’ to represent us all, i.e ‘Gay’ Pride. My response to this is that ‘Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender’ Pride is, to put not too fine a point on it, not very f**king catchy. “I understand only too well how it feels to be a minority voice within a minority” I understand only too well how it