INDIE CORNER
I MUST KILL...:
FRESH MEAT
OH... SIR!
EMILY IS AWAY
SALMON CLAUS
ROOFTOP
RESCUE
SIAN BRADLEY
E
SIAN BRADLEY
S
30
ometimes you come
across a true gem
in the vast number of
free indie games, and
other times you don’t.
Although I Must Kill is in
Early Access, it's completely unplayable.
For a 2D point-andclick game, you’d expect to be able to do
simple tasks, like pointing and clicking. As it
turns out, you can only
click on one object in
this butcher’s house,
only to receive the sarcastic comment of “what
would I do with an old
desk” – I don’t know,
hit someone around the
head with it? You must
kill after all.
In the month the game
has been out on Steam,
the developers don’t
seem to have attempted
to fix this glaring error.
Not everything is awful though: the handdrawn art style is utilised
well in horror games
and the few hints that
you get towards a story
are executed well.
It’s just a shame that
the music makes you
want to cover your ears
and the absolute lack of
gameplay makes you
want to tear them off.
SCORE: 1/10
SIAN BRADLEY
I
nsulting your closest
friends seems to be a
mandatory part of life
and now it can be done
in the virtual world too.
Although Oh… Sir!
can only be played using local multiplayer, it’s
still a great few minutes
of entertainment.
The game is played
by taking turns choosing
phrases from the shared
board or your personal
collection to create the
best insult you possibly
can.
Don’t expect anything that makes a great
deal of sense though, as
the majority of the time
you’ll be talking about
how your friend’s dad
is a dead dog and has
never seen Star Wars…
mate! A score is then calculated (though how it is
we’ll never know) and
the winner is the person
who empties the others’
life bar.
It’s like Street Fighter
if you were stood in a
British pub and similarly
would be a lot more
entertaining after a few
drinks.
SCORE: 3/10
DR. LANGESKOV, THE
TIGER, AND THE
TERRIBLY CURSED
EMERALD: A
WHIRLWIND HEIST
JACK DENISOV
S
almon Claus Rooftop Rescue is a simple free indie platformer
created by Neon Deity
Games.
In the spirit of Christmas, you play as Salmon Clause chasing after
Santa to pick up the presents that keep spilling
out of Santa's ripped
ba ˂