CRUNCH! Magazine CRUNCH! Magazine - Issue 5 [Spring of 2018] (1) | Page 22

celebratory shower after turning a few assignments in, and I realized; I wasted my weekend. I only got four things turned in, and they weren’t all big like you’d expect. I spent half the time playing outside with the neighbor girls, and the other half watching youtube in my underwear, measuring the time I have left to do work. But of course, I didn’t really ponder that too hard. I was in the middle of a particularly interesting TED talk about procrastination. Ironic, I know. But just then, my phone dies. I forgot to plug it in when I got the “5%” notification because the guy started talking about a monkey. I try to think about something interesting, and my mind wanders through thought realm, searching for anything to occupy itself with. It stumbles upon a particularly sad thought I usually keep hidden in my back pocket in times of need: the idea that no ones actually likes me. I always thought of this idea as a petty thing that would only come up if I wanted attention. So I tried to think of anything else, but I’ve put this thought off long enough, and my mind couldn’t come up with anything interesting enough to replace it with, so I was stuck with this feeling of worthlessness. I thought about all of my friends, all of my family. Everything they’ve ever said to me, everything I’ve said back. I realized I was a jerk to everyone I wasn’t interested in, and even to some people I was. My parents, my closest friends, my distant friends, those other peers that I don’t really talk to much. I had done something wrong to each and every one of them. And I hated myself for it. I thought to myself, why does anyone ever stick around me anymore. I’m an idiot, and I don’t have a 18