CRUNCH! Magazine CRUNCH! Magazine - Issue 5 [Spring of 2018] (1) | Page 21

personalities, just like how I blame the world for trying to burn itself and I blame society for trying to fit everyone into a box. I blamed every flaw I had on something or someone else. I came up with the theory that nothing is anyone’s fault, because people only say and do things they’ve been taught, and then they teach their kids how to say and do these things, and their kids take it a little differently, saying and doing things in their parents’ way, but with an added touch. And so my nail biting problem comes from Shaggy and Scooby Doo, which isn’t my fault because it was my parents who let me watch the show, and letting me watch Scooby Doo wasn’t entirely their fault because their parents let them watch cartoons too, and my grandparents couldn’t have possibly known that by letting their kids watch TV, that they were setting their granddaughter up for bad cuticles. But, back to topic, my anxiety was allowed to take a nap because of my theory. Without those anxious thoughts and feelings of failing my classes, I too started taking naps, and I stopped really caring about turning things in, as long as I could pass the end of the year tests. But I woke up when I realized I couldn’t just pass off of my end of the years tests. I had to apply myself in my high school courses, or I wasn’t going to pass. I had less than a month to completely catch up in Health, and all my other grades (except for science) could use some work as well. I panicked and went into a shock, and wasted a week doing nothing but cracking jokes and trying to make it to the weekend. I promised myself that the weekend would turn everything around, but here it is. Sunday night. Seven in the afternoon. I’m sitting in my bed, in a towel after a long 17