Chieftain October 2015 | Page 10

Chieftain Fantasy Football League For the second year in a row, the Chieftain staff has created a fantasy football league. Managing Editor Emeritus Evan Oesterle provides his analysis of the teams and their owners. Rodney Ruxin Owner: Jack Fitzpatrick QB: Aaron Rodgers RB: Le’Veon Bell RB: Chris Ivory WR: Julian Edelman WR: Torrey Smith TE: Travis Kelce FLEX: Anquan Boldin D/ST: Cardinals K: Dan Carpenter Comment: Aaron Rodgers, Leveon Bell, and the Cardinals defense. That’s the whole team. You need more depth than that to be a contender, and three major injuries aren’t helping. The Israeli Commandos Owner: Ryan Israel QB: Sam Bradford RB: Adrian Peterson RB: Dion Lewis WR: Randall Cobb WR: Steve Smith Sr. TE: Tyler Eifert FLEX: Giovani Bernard D/ST: Bengals K: Ryan Succop Comment: If Ben Rothlisberger comes back healthy, this might be the best team in the league. The emergence of Tyler Eifert, Travis Benjamin, and Matt Jones are keeping the squad rolling while Big Ben recovers. Team Ox Owner: Jacob Oxyer QB: Peyton Manning RB: Eddie Lacy RB: Arian Foster WR: A.J. Green WR: Charles Johnson TE: Zach Ertz FLEX: Jeremy Maclin D/ST: Patriots K: Brandon McManus Comment: The ultimate example of “looks amazing on paper” and the team you thought would’ve won the league after the draft but is actually 0-5. It happens to someone in every league. Winning’s a Brees Owner: Jack Farrar QB: Drew Brees RB: Mark Ingram RB: Frank Gore WR: Calvin Johnson WR: Brandon Marshall TE: Martellus Bennett FLEX: Melvin Gordon D/ST: Texans K: Adam Vinatieri Comment: With Jamaal Charles out for the season, 80-point blowouts like the one Team Beauregard just laid on this depreciated team will become the norm. No Luck Owner: Sebastian Dybowski QB: Andrew Luck RB: Marshawn Lynch RB: DeAngelo Williams WR: Julio Jones WR: Keenan Allen TE: Dwayne Allen FLEX: Bishop Sankey D/ST: Seahawks K: Dan Bailey Comment: If he ever set his lineup, he would be a legitimate contender. Tons of talent and tons of injuries keep this squad around .500. Kanye Say ‘Charcandrick’? Owner: Mr. Shaffer QB: Russel Wilson RB: Chris Johnson B ROTHE R R I C E H I G H S C HO O L C H I E F TA I N RB: Charcandrick West WR: Antonio Brown WR: Odell Beckham Jr. TE: Antonio Gates FLEX: Emmanuel Sanders D/ST: Ravens K: Steven Hauschka Comment: Probably the best team in the league. If he traded one of his six good receivers for a running back, it would put him over the top. The Brady Brunch Owner: Charles Beauregard QB: Tom Brady RB: Rashad Jennings RB: Danny Woodhead WR: DeAndre Hopkins WR: Allen Robinson TE: Larry Donnell FLEX: Justin Forsett D/ST: Packers K: Justin Tucker Comment: The 2002 Oakland A’s of the Chieftain League. This team is 4-1 but could easily be 1-4 if not for the GM. It is rumored that he mutes NFL Redzone and works out on Sunday’s from 1-8. Watch for this team to fall on Monday night in the quarterfinal round of the playoffs, just like Billy Beane’s A’s did. Cooper’s Troopers Owner: Nolan Geraghty QB: Teddy Bridgewater RB: Matt Forte RB: Alfred Morris WR: Amari Cooper WR: Roddy White TE: Jason Witten FLEX: Carlos Hyde D/ST: Broncos PAGE 10 K: Cody Parker Comment: With injuries to Tony Romo and Dez Bryant, this team is the most average a team could ever be. Like actually, this team would earn $53,657 a year and have 3.13 family members. If Dez comes back and he finds a quarterback, this team could be a playoff sleeper. #HotlineBling Owner: Kordell Smith QB: Carson Palmer RB: Demarco Murray RB: Devonta Freeman WR: Jarvis Landry WR: James Jones TE: Rob Gronkowski FLEX: Allen Hurns D/ST: Bills K: Matt Bryant Comment: Aside from having the two be