W H Y B ROTHE R R I C E C H I C A G O ?
B ECAUSE W E S AID S O
A PR IL 1, 2018
THE BORING PAGE
Thump The O
Our monthly Q&A
with Principal Okuniewski
(sort of)
Who is the best basketball player of all time?
Mr. O: Michael Jordan
What is the best lunch at
Brother Rice?
Mr. O: Brother Rice Bowl
Jack?
Timmy?
Who is going to win the Mad-
ness?
Mr. O: Michigan State
What is the best movie of all
time?
Mr. O: “Shawshank Redemption”
MIDDLE
When are the Lions going to win their fi rst Su-
per Bowl?
Mr. O: 2020
The Middle 5:
1. Malcom
2. The cream of an Oreo
3. Hamburger Patty
4. 50-yard line
5. Junior High
If you were on a stranded island, what three
items would you bring with you?
Mr. O: iPhone (with unlimited battery), photos, and a
journal
-Sandy Dybowski
-McKay McKay
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Managing Editors Q Thomas Shaffer
Colin Spots
Assistant Editors Sandy Dybowski
Deacon Kunz
Reporters/Editors Len Dillon
Cole Galaxy
DaRon Hilbert
Frog Luttmann
Curley Mamatas
McKay McKay
Parker Land-fi sh
Jake Cream
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