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  “I  think  so,”  I  said,  trying  to  sound  like  an  authority,  “I  used  to  be  just  like   you.”       “You  used  to  be  just  like  me?”  Norman  parroted.       “Yeah,”  I  said,  excited  to  have  a  small  amount  of  Norman’s  attention,  “I  was   outdoors  and  filthy  and  had  nobody.”  I  stretched  the  truth.  I  had  never  lived   outdoors.  Nor  had  I  ever  had  the  complete  disregard  for  my  own  hygiene  that   Norman  had.  I  did  get  just  as  drunk  as  Norman,  though—and  I  had  walked  into   traffic  a  time  or  two.       “Just  like  me  .  .  .”  Norman  repeated,  his  voice  sounding  clear  and  articulate.   “Well  that  must  have  been  real  bad  .  .  .  “       I  detected  sarcasm.  I  decided  I  had  better  ease  up  a  bit.       “Well,  I  don’t  mean—”       “Fuck  you!”  Norman  snarled.       Too  late.       “Wait.  I  didn’t  mean—”     Norman  shot  from  his  bench  and  threw  his  grizzled  face  three  inches  from   mine.  I  tensed  and  flinched.  I  was  afraid.  Norman  was  the  very  definition  of  “loose   cannon.”  And  I  had  just  pissed  him  off.       “What  the  fuck  makes  you  think  you  know  who  I  am?”  He  screamed.   I  heaved  as  every  bark  kissed  my  grimacing  face  with  the  reek  of  rotten  teeth.       “You  don’t  fucking  get  it,  do  you?”  Norman’s  red  eyes  bulged  in  unison  with   the  veins  of  his  sun-­‐beaten  forehead.  But  his  eyes  looked  different.  They  looked  calm     39