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and  confident.  “Maybe  I  don’t  want  what  you  have!  Did  you  ever  consider  that?”  He   shouted.       My  chest  hurt  from  holding  my  breath.  I  exhaled,  finally,  and  breathed  in   Norman’s  rant:       “You  fuckers  just  don’t  get  it,  do  you?  You  idiots  assume  that  just  because  you   got  sober,  everyone  else  will  suck  your  cock  just  to  get  a  taste  of  the  Holy  Spirit,  am  I   right?  You  think  that  since  I  don’t  give  a  shit  about  this  place  or  the  people  in  it  I   must  be  a  lost  little  lamb  in  need  of  saving.  Don’t  you?  That’s  the  problem  with  this   fucking  place—everybody  thinks  their  shit  don’t  stink.  And  whenever  they  see  a  guy   like  me  it  makes  them  noodle  around.  It  makes  them  remember  the  bullshit.  Their   bullshit  job;  their  bullshit  family;  their  bullshit  car;  their  bullshit  kids;  their  bullshit   board-­‐meetings;  their  bullshit  dog;  all  of  it!  You  look  at  me  and  remember  you’re   human,  that’s  the  problem!  You  see  me  and  see  your  own  grave!  Then  you  wonder   why  you  play  along.  Why  the  fuck  do  you  play  along  if  you’re  just  going  to  die?  That’s   what  you  see  when  you  see  me—the  bullshit.  That’s  why  nobody  looks  at  me.  That’s   why  fucking  lemmings  like  you  try  to  get  me  sober,  or  clean  me  up,  or  get  me   housing,  or  get  me  food  stamps,  or  whatever  else  you  try  to  do  to  deny  your  own   bullshit.  You’re  sober?  Well  tickle  my  balls!  Who  gives  a  fuck?  You  want  to  keep   kissing  ass,  then  go  right  for  it.  Not  me.  I  don’t  want  it.”     Silence.     Norman  wiped  a  rope  of  yellow  drool  from  his  lip,  stood  up,  and  walked   away.  I  sat,  still,  erect,  and  tense,  and  studied  him  as  he  shuffled  away.  I  was  stuck.  I   looked  at  the  end  of  my  loafers.  Norman  had  a  point.  Every  word  he  had  spit  down     40