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I  saw  Norman  walk  into  the  street.  Like  it  was  the  most  natural,  logical  action;  right   in  front  of  an  oncoming  sedan.  I  belted  a  nonsensical  grunt  of  protest.  Norman  didn’t   hear  me,  or  he  didn’t  care.  My  face  puckered  and  I  expected  to  soon  be  covered  with   more  of  Norman’s  insides,  but  the  sedan  swerved.  An  erect  middle  finger  emerged   from  the  driver’s  side  window  of  the  sedan,  just  before  an  AM/PM  Big  Gulp  cup  flew   from  the  passenger  side  window,  barely  missing  my  head.  Norman  continued  across   the  street.  I  ran  after  him.  He  stood  in  front  of  a  row  of  benches  adjacent  to  the   Piggly  Wiggly  and  began  walking  in  circles  like  a  tired  hound.  He  plopped  down  on  a   bench  and  took  a  Lucky  from  the  pack  I  gave  him.         “A  burger,  with  the  works,”  he  barked  without  looking  up.     I  sat  on  the  next  bench,  took  a  Lucky  from  the  pack  in  my  shirt-­‐pocket,  lit  it,  and   breathed  the  satisfying  cloud  into  my  lungs.  Norman  mumbled.  I  had  decided  to   ignore  the  traffic  incident.       “What’s  your  name,  old-­‐timer?”  I  asked,  exhaling  a  grey  cloud.       “Norman.”       “Nice  to  meet  you,  Norman.”       “Yeah?”  He  spat  a  thick,  pea-­‐green  wad  of  phlegm  on  the  bench.       “You  ever  thought  about  quitting  drinking?”  I  asked,  trying  to  stick  to  the   plan.       “Why  would  I  do  that?”       “It  looks  like  it’s  eating  your  lunch.”       “Is  that  right?”       38