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March 2015

The Ateres Yaakov Star – Purim Edition

Deer our most loiyal readers, (By the way my name is Jose the
Jannitor and this is my buddy, Bobby build-it, Mr. fix-man)
Me and Bobby are looking out of
our stoorage sized supplie closit
and the world is rep-reple-replete
(wait, what is that?)...filled with possibilities. There’s a classroom to be
fixed, actually classrooms as all ten
are in need of Bobby’s fixing prowess. We could get free slushies
from Rabbi Gelbfish’s super slushy
machine...hmmmm, I think they may
even have cherry this time! And,
most eggsciting of all, there’s a new
gym to be built. Bobby thinks we
should build it on the roof but I
know better. I told him we should
build it in the atrium, and that’s
what we did...We have brand new
green, no, blue prints all over the
building. We even constructed a
highway on Mulry Avenue, and in
the process we used about 3,000
pencils to draw such deetailed designs. But what interests us the
most is the possibilty of us, Jose the
Jannitor and Bobby build-it, Mr. fixman, becoming the next preengineering and CIJE teachers. What is CIJE anyways? I think
it’s Calmly, I don’t know the ‘I’, Janitor Extracleaningtools. I think that
we are definitely the most qualified
pair of teachers the school has ever

come across. I have a degree from
Guatemala and Bobby has an Architecture Masters, PhD, Md, DDS in
building from Georgia. I don’t know is
Georgia’s a school, but I’m pretty sure
it’s just a country. Anyways, with the
experience we bring to the table, it’s a
virtual