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The Ateres Yaakov Star – Purim Edition

March 2015

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MAY Mock Trial Team Represents MAY in Court
By Yaakov Eckhaus- 11th Grade

This past week, MAY announced the hiring of its own
Mock Trial Team to represent
them in the Lawrence Justice
Court. The Mock Trial team is
acting as counsel in a
civil case against several property owners
on Mulry Lane who
are being accused of
purposely halting the
process of building
the gym through various legal
and illegal means.
The Mock Trial team has
been aggressively preparing
their arguments and has crafted
what they believe to be a surefire relief injunction that will stop
the actions of the local residents
and allow the gym project to
commence. David Kirschner,
Esq., the coach of the team affectionately known as “Coach
K” explained that, “These boys

SAT/ACT

are superb trial attorneys. If
they can make the semi-finals
year in and year out against
the other local schools, then a
few elderly neighbors on Mul-

ry shouldn’t be a challenge.”
The judge has yet to
make a decision on MAY’s
initial filing, but Rabbi Yaffe
was so impressed with the
performance of the Mock Trial team that he has decided
to let them represent MAY in
all legal situations, citing both
the financial savings and the
potential for Kiddush Hashem
that such a move would have.
One anonymous member of

the administration said, “The
goal of a high school is to
equip its students for the real
world and to be Bnei Torah
and adults. We already have
Reuven Rosner, a
student, teaching
an elective class.
The
school
newspaper
is
produced entirely by students.
Taking the ‘mock’ out of
Mock Trial seems the obvious

next step. Who knows, maybe
my job will be taken over by
the G.O. next year?”

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