The Golf Cart
CHRONICLES
BY: SUZY JAMES - WWW.ITSNEVER2LATEBOOKS.COM
This Is A Story taken from The Golf Cart Chronicles - A Compilation Of Funny Golf Cart/Golfing Related Short Stories
WHO SAYS YOU CAN’T EAT
A GOLF CART?
SUZY JAMES, Author
L
ast week my straight
talking husband Bert
reminded me that next
Friday will be Buddy’s one
year anniversary.
I
knew immediately he
was hinting about having
a special anniversary party
to mark the date he took
ownership of buddy his
flashy brand new powder
blue motorized golf cart.
There is no question Bert
is preoccupied with Buddy,
his soul mate, chum, pal,
friend, companion, and
playmate.
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W
eird as it may sound, this was
not a laughing matter. Almost
nothing in our inner circle would be
more important than celebrating this
extraordinary occasion as one would
for a loved one. I would never ignore
Bert’s wish because to do otherwise
would create a great disappointment.
I
n our family, we do not break one’s
heart even if the subject matter is
harmlessly unusual. Fred will have
a spectacular surprise anniversary
party for Buddy.
P
lans were made, invitations were
sent out, and party food was
ordered. The only missing item was
dessert. Traditionally a wedding cake
is served at a wedding reception. So,
I thought; in keeping with this sig-
nificant anniversary celebration for
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Buddy, why not serve a custom made
to order Golf Cart Cake?
T
hat is to say, Bert would have his
cake and eat it because Buddy
sure as heck could not. Just imagine
a real Golf Cart eating a delicious
cake replica of its self. Doesn’t that
take the cake?
S
o, I visited the local Anything
Goes Bakery to order a one-of-
a-kind Golf Cart Cake with all of the
elaborate features Buddy possesses.
I gave the cake maker guy a framed
photo of Buddy to use when design-
ing the four hundred and fifty dollar
edible monument.
S
pending this kind of money meant
cutting down on my personal ex-
penses. It will depend on how many