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new designer shoes go on
sale this month. After all,
my lifestyle demands new
stuff once in a monthly
blue moon.
I
’m thinking this cake
baby on 4 wheels is
costing me a lot of money
so it better be exceedingly
self-indulgent. Hopefully,
there will be no self-con-
trol when my spouse and
our guests dig in and de-
vour Buddy the imitation.
Y
ea! It is an anniversary
surprise celebration
day. Genuine Buddy is
parked in the driveway
looking pretty spiffy. He
is adorned with blue and
white balloons and silver
streamers. The guests
have arrived and Bert will
be here in one hour. He is
at the barbershop getting
his usual monthly haircut.
B
ut, where the hell is the
glorious reproduction
Buddy cake? Just then a
big forklift truck pulls up
to our driveway. OMG, it’s
a full-size replica cake of
Buddy sitting on a beauti-
fully carved powder blue
platform. The wheels are
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covered in baby blue glitter, and sit-
ting in the driver’s seat was a life-size
replica of Bert.
I
t was perfect timing for a fabulous
VIP red carpet arrival. Bert was
standing there in front of the twin
Buddy Golf Carts with his mouth
hanging down to the glitter covered
driveway. Even a selfie would not do
justice to this exhibition.
I
t was amazing and worth every
single dollar and then some just to
see my proud partner so happy. That
was the good part.
H
ere is the ending of my story.
Can you believe anyone (includ-
ing Bert) did not get to devour any
part of his copy golf cart cake? Why?
B
ecause my entitled husband
insisted “you can’t eat a golf cart,
especially this one. It is just too good
to eat. This masterpiece is a keep-
er.” Bert named his new impostor
twin Buddy Boy. It was encased in
a hemispherical dome for display
purposes and to protect Buddy Boy
from harm. A prestigious country
golf club has it on view in their main
lobby area.
O
h yes, I did tell Bert the sample
piece of taster cake, when order-
ing Buddy Boy from the cake maker
guy was decadent. Whoops, did I just
put the cart before the horse?
It has been so much fun
playing with words to
bring about amusing
and entertaining stories
portraying people and
other living things as out
of the ordinary.
So, I wrote, and wrote,
and wrote for over sixty-
five years. Each article
was stored away in a box
never to see the light of
day until now.
AVAILABLE ON AMAZON
Golf Cart Chronicles 1
&
Golf Cart Chronicles 2
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