ANAM FD May. 2015 | Page 51

The Monstrosity of Large-Eyed People Linda Qin I abhor big-eyed people. You may claim that they are pleasant aesthetically, but I’ve firmly concluded that big-eyed people are secretly the root of nearly all of our world’s problems. They’re as convoluted and abstruse as a labyrinth, but I only need one word to describe those beady-eyed creatures-di &