THE TEE BOX
GOLF BANTZ
So you’re new to the game (congratulations on finding a fine sport to play) and you’re enjoying it, you’re
improving with every game you play and getting to know the members at the local club. The problem is
you don’t understand what half of them are saying when they are out on the course. Our golf bantz A-Z
should help…
Hitler
A Adolf
Two shots in a bunker
G
Gerry Adams
A provisional
Glen Miller
Kept low and didn’t clear the
water
H
Hiroshima
A disaster on the 6th
Anna Kournikova
Looked good, but no result
B Bin Laden
riven into the hills, never
D
seen again
Bing Crosby
Any excuse to get out of
buying a drink at the 19th.
Brazilian
Shaved the edge
C Condom
Safe, but didn’t feel very good
Circus Tent
A big top
Cuban
Needed one more revolution
I
J
K
D Diego Maradona
at, but handy
F
Durex
Play safe and don’t rip it
E Elephant’s arse
High and pretty shi**y
F Flyer
hit from the rough, goes too
far
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An IRA
A provisional
Jeffrey Archer
Another poor lie
Joe Pesci
A nasty 5-footer
Kate Moss
Very thin, but it worked
Kate Winslett
A touch fat, but almost perfect
Kelly Holmes
Is it straight or not?
Ken Livingstone
Miles left
Ladyboy
Looks easy, but more to it than
meets the eye
Lee Harvey Oswald
Three good shots from
nowhere
M
Mick Jagger
A big lip out
Miss Piggy
Fat, but held onto the green
Mrs Robinson
You know you shouldn’t take it
on, but it’s just too tempting
N
Nitby
Not in the