keep things interesting, like with something called “capillary action” where
water can essentially defy gravity. He made humans out of over 100 trillion
cells, each cell storing invaluable information that makes us who we are. He
somehow managed to make Saturn so immeasurably huge yet so low in
density that it would float in a big glass of water. He gave some migratory
birds a bio-magnetic compass in their body, a sense called
magnetoreception, which allows them to detect magnetic fields to perceive
direction, altitude or location. Through humans he created tennis, fashion,
prisons, marketing, pyjamas, telecommunications, dildos, mathematics,
Playstations, sofas, trees, mobile phones, wheels, tables, Sweden, electric,
fast cars, Bill O’Reilly memes, supermarkets, masturbation and everything
else in our universe...
He did all this...but he hates gays.
Anyone capable of rational thought can see the flaw in this. A being of such
magnificent intelligence and creativity really wouldn’t care if you were gay or
not, or even if you believe in him or not. If God exists, he has never and will
never reveal his intentions or ideology to us because we simply could not
begin to comprehend anything a being so great could have to say to us. So
the best thing to do is to devote oneself to the real world—what we can see,
what we can understand and what we can change for the better, and not to
insult God by pretending to know what he/she/it/they want from us. I
genuinely think the ONLY way of better understanding the possibility of a
“God figure” or the other mysteries of the universe is through science. The
Bible, Koran etc. are nothing but a hindrance to true enlightenment through
education and humanism. Science is the gift given to us to understand how
things work, and we should not squander this gift out of the fear that the
one who gave it to us in the first place would not want us to use it. As I said,
I don’t believe in God. But if God does exist, he himself is a scientist,
carefully watching us, documenting us, trying to understand our behaviour
and why we do the silly things that we do.
We are bacteria on a petri-dish, and the only way we will see and get to play
in the whole laboratory is to stop relying on the scientist examining us to
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