your-god-is-too-small May. 2016 | Page 119

In hopes to better blend in with her surroundings, Shak spends 25 minutes trying to usher the flamingos toward the zoo tennis court, built by the government last week for the purpose of fulfilling this story’s highly unlikely premise The flamingos resist and trample Shak before stampeding Covert ops parachute down to the zoo via helicopter and seize Shak Shak’s execution is to take place in Dhaka’s Town Square at 5:00 p.m. on December 1, 2013. The very first attendee in line gets to behead Shak himself; the next 10,000 shall receive Mahmud Khan bobbleheads. Original Article URL: http://www.atheistrepublic.com/blog/steven-lo/afterweighing-plethora-options-bangladeshi-baby-finally-rests-islam P a g e | 119