Gorean Jokes
arani offers some jokes and riddles with a Gorean flavor, in the hopes that it will provide some amusement to those who may read them. she means no disrespect to the Free, and hopes that they may be found pleasing. If you have any jokes or humor to add, feel free to do so HERE
How many slaves does it take to change an energy bulb?
One, if she knows what's good for her.
How many Masters does it take to change an energy bulb?
Curiosity is unbecoming in a kajira. (Alternate answer: None, He just has His slave do it.)
How many FW does it take to change an energy bulb?
*stamps her foot, places hands on hips, and looks indignant* Excuse me? Change an energy bulb? I think not.
How many Masters does it take to open a bottle of paga?
None, and it had damn well better be open and waiting for Him when He gets home.
How many black eyes does a slave have?
One, if she listened right the first time.
How do you get a one-armed slave out of a tree?
Wave at her.
How did the slave die while drinking bosk milk?
The bosk fell on her.
What do you call a bosk calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
What is the best thing to do if you find a sleen in your bed?
Sleep somewhere else.
What kind of rocks are on the bottom of Thassa?
Wet ones.
Why do blonde slaves have big belly buttons?
They serve blonde Masters.
How many slaves does it take to screw in an energy bulb?
Slaves screw in alcoves, not energy bulbs.
How can you tell if there's a tharlarion in your refrigerator?
You can see its footprints in the jello.
Why do tharlarion paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in ramberry bushes. (Have you ever seen a tharlarion hiding in a ramberry bush? No? It must be working, then.)
Why do tharlarion have flat feet?
From jumping out of ramberry bushes.
What's that brown stuff in between tharlarions' toes?
Slow peasants.
What's grey, has four legs, and a trunk?
An urt going on vacation.