A DAY as a canteen
Cling bounce ding cling bounce ding” When i wasn’t getting emptied this is what we heard, well of course there were those times when I got some quiet time, not often but it was nice. Oh I suppose you want to know who i am and what im talking about im number 28459 at least that what he they refer to me as a canteen, while you may know what it is all I know is I'm meant to carry this slimy stuff everywhere until he empties me. He is a human and i can guarantee that he’s a pretty ugly one or they just have low beauty standards the humans are always covered in dirt and mud all around disgusting, and then they get it on me! I may not know where I am but if I could I’d grow legs and walk right out of here, goodbye wretched humans! Know i think you may know who and what I am, now back to the begging. “Cling bounce ding” The human runs a lot when he’s not making such a racket I’m glad I don’t have ears other times he either straight up leaves me sitting around his room for a couple of days or is having a feast on the the stuff they put inside of me ugh!
Humans get it so easy they’ve got all the limbs they could ever need while me I’m just a uhh… well something grey and brown but see what I mean I don’t even get to know! Fun fact I remember being created wanna know what it’s like? Well three words. Hurts, A LOT, sparks flying and frying your skin, (at least that’s my explanation for what I’m made of) they even end up bending it and man you don't wanna know that feeling. Finally where standing still again WHOA THE HECK!?!?!? I JUST GOT SENT FLYING. That hurt way to much where even am I know other than in the dirt, helloooo? Oh no not this again now I have to wait a couple days for someone new to find me lucky I survived again. Well bye. Ugh this is gonna be a boring couple of days.
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5th Grade object oratory of the canteen