Writers Tricks of the Trade VOLUME 8, ISSUE 4 | Seite 14

Y OU D ON ’ T S AY !
M ORE R EDUNDANCIES
By Mike Dennis and Morgan St. James
Mike and Morgan explore the pitfalls of the English language, because so
many words are misused. From words that sound alike, to ones that al-
most sound alike—redundancies, oxymorons and words that don’t really
exist but are used every day. The list goes on, and we’re going to have fun
with them in every issue
MIKE: Well, Morgan, what's up for this
month?
MORGAN: Mike, we've still got a problem.
MIKE: What's the matter? Did you catch
someone splitting an infinitive?
MORGAN: No, nothing that serious, thank
God. But this is still pretty bad. It seems the
outbreak of RAMPANT REDUNDANCIES is
worse than we thought.
MIKE: Rampant Redundancies? Oh no! Any-
thing but that!
MORGAN: Yes, I'm afraid it's true. They're
coming at us from all sides now.
MIKE: Yikes! Just like the giant ants in THEM!
MORGAN: Unfortunately, that's right. For in-
stance, I just heard a new version of the song
about the Man on the Flying Trapeze. Re-
member that one?
MIKE: Sure, who doesn't? He flies through
the air with the greatest of ease, right?
MORGAN: That's just it! He flies through the
air!
MIKE: Fl--ohhhh, I see.
MORGAN: It's a good thing he wasn't into
scuba diving, you know, or else we'd all be
singing about "flying underwater".
MIKE: I see what you mean. This is not good.
MORGAN: And then...then I was at the doc-
tor's and he asked me to fill out a form called
"Prior History".
MIKE: Oh, no! What other kind of history is
there? None that I know of. Can’t have fu-
ture or present history.
MORGAN: So I asked him if I could fill out a
form labeled "Prior Diseases I Haven't Had
Yet".
MIKE: What did he say to that?
MORGAN: He said, "We'd better postpone
your appointment until later, Miss St James."
MIKE: So what did you do?
MORGAN: I just told him I'd rather "postpone
it until an hour ago"
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