World of Warcraft Community Magazine Issue 1 | Page 49

World of Warcraft Community Magazine // 49

zombies, just give me some epics

Redpath, that sounds vaguely

isn’t nice. Words hurt. Just because

thanks. DING! /bow. By the way,

familiar. The denial one, right!

you think you’re a monster doesn’t

I fail to see why you need natural

He started his own army of misfit

mean I’m one too. You take that back

resources to survive. You’re dead,

zombies? This should be good.

or I will smite your ugly deranged

I’m dead, we’re all dead! Careful

Someone should have told him that

head. Okay you asked for it.

though, I like to bite /wink.

you can’t really revolt against the

Ah Darnell, good luck my friend,

Undead because eventually you

you will make a grand Deathguard.

are there any flea markets around

will just end up back in your grave

Perhaps we will meet again one day.

these parts? I hear spider remains

Undead dead again! Wait now,

It’s time for me to move on as well,

ward off evil spirits, yeah, that

that was all I had to do to get back

to bigger and darker places. Tirisfal

might make me some gold off a few

there? Damn, why I didn’t think of

Glades won’t know what swooped

unsuspecting folk. What, Darnell?

that. Killing the mindless revolting

in and left devastation all over, it will

How did he get to be in charge? Not

zombie army, there’s Redpath; come

be a beautiful destructive sight.■

exactly top of the class if you know

here this won’t hurt, well maybe

what I mean. Hmmm, Redpath,

just a little. Hey now, name calling

Ew, spiders, really? Hmmm,

By Leanne Dugan

The GameOn Magazine