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48 // World of Warcraft Community Magazine

eternity rotting in your grave,
someone comes and digs you UP,
shattering all your dreams of being
dead! Yeah, bit of hostility there.
It’s deserved. Oh boy, Lilian again?
You know this didn’t go over so well
the first time right? Alright, I’ll try
again, but no promises. And there
she goes again off to the races.
She could probably compete with
the runaway bride, little different
around... you know Darnell, you’re a

will go, hmm, starting to sound like

in circumstances I suppose. Eh,

pretty good work horse other than

a bit of a serial killer here, SMITE

can’t say that I didn’t try! Ah, my

the fact you groan a lot. Good job

HARDER! Oh damn, I’m glad I took

beloved class quest. You have

Darnell, have a brain biscuit. Like

that face lift option, these skeletons

reached level 3. Training dummy

that one? Shh, I borrowed them

really need a referral. CRIT! Die you

here I come, I shall pain you and

from the warlock that got owned

ugly already dead looking thing.

pain you and pain you and pain you,

You know, someone should

was that 5? I killed something, can

over there. I don’t think he’ll notice
them missing though *snickers*
I’m glad to see you have eyes,

really think about corralling these
rats, I think they might be getting

I leave now? Oh. Never mind.
Quest if I may, Executor.

thank you for telling that stick on

into the, umm, one’s that got dead

Executor you say, can I have

my back was a weapon, and all this

again pile. They are the biggest,

your job? It sounds delightfully

time I thought it was a bone that

fat rats I have ever seen. “RATS

entertaining. Rats, wolves and bats,

didn’t fit. With the weather lately, you

ON STEROIDS, GET YOUR ZOMBIE

oh my! I’m off to see the wizard,

never know when a night is going to

FILLED RATS BEFORE YOU LEAVE!”

the wonderful wizard of zombie

get so cold that your limbs just fall

‘Trust no one’. Well of course

infested land. I would like a heart

right off. WOO HOO more zombies!

not. After all just when you think

please, on second thought, I’d much

A zombie killing I will go, a killing I

you get to die peacefully and spend

rather be a ruthless serial killer of

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