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46 // World of Warcraft Community Magazine

DEATHKNELL

FORSAKEN STARTING AREA
By Leanne Dugan
Deathknell, the Undead starting zone is fantasy zone for zombie enthusiasts. As I walk through this zone
with you, and apparently Darnell (he needs help) we will go over some of what you will find yourself doing.
This was done as a Priest, so

damn foot falling off, I hate this

standing 10 yards from where he

please remember all class

nonsense. Fresh out of the grave,

left them. Does he not realize how

quests and abilities are not reflected;

well you can just put me right back

unsanitary it is to stitch people

because well Priests just rock.

in my grave thank you very much.

together outside? I don’t need any

Hey you, warlock, come around

more decomposing body parts.

Deaths slumber, hey you put

Killing mindless zombies, do

me back now! What the, I was

here often? How are the graves

comfy in my grave. How dare you

this time year should I find another

you have your survival kit? HA, I

Undead me! Sylvanas you say? I

resort? Well fine, ignore me. These

don’t need one I’m already dead!

have some words for that banshee,

Undead can’t seem to take a joke.

Although I must be a pretty epic

when I get my hands, err, bones, on

I start off with my trusty halfwit,

zombie to functionally communicate

her. New life, HA! What a joke. Ah

I mean companion, Darnell, and

how much I’d rather be back in my

darn, there goes my foot, excuse

head over to pick some items for

cozy grave!! Yah, yah, I know, it’s not

me while I go get it. /growl… stupid

this undertaker who is literally

going to happen, deal with it and

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