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was told to follow the S.A.E.F
surface via Technician Broggles Zap
the tea girl, all this fetching and
Operatives out of the loading room
Blast contraption. She made it to the
delivering - you’d never catch me
to meet up with Gaffer Coilspring.
top and was shunted into the light at
doing that kind of work I can tell ye.
I will say this lad, the Gnomes as a
the feet of High Tinker Mekkatorque.
race need picking up and dropping
She stood in silence as Mekkatorque
thing was ready, called it the GS.9
on their heads, the names they give
turned on a holo-table introducing
Multi-bot so they did and she was
themselves are borderline insane!
her to... Operation: Gnomeregan.
sent out with it to clean up the toxic
As she reached the Gaffer
She was now in the thick of
She found the parts and the
geysers; I mean no one wants to be
she had to go through the
the action lad. She was sent to
oot walking and get a toxic geyser
decontamination process - I’m
speak to Engineer Grind Spark
up the trouser leg HAHA! Hic!
“THE WILD, TOXIC LIFE AND
LIVING CONTAMINATION
MUST HAVE FELT THE FULL
FORCE OF HER RAGE”
Actually lad, my humour
is misplaced, the next job they
had for her was to collect up lost
possessions of the people who
had been playing and relaxing in in
the area before the disaster hit. It
told it plays havoc with your hair
as he was creating a new fancy
was a toxic wasteland now, melted
and causes split ends on beards!
invention but needed spare parts
toys and burned clothes scattered
WHY would someone invent such
to get the thing going. Well as
about the area, it could not have
a thing?! After applying some anti-
you’ve probably have guessed this
been easy for her. The wild, toxic
frizz lotion she made her way to the
young Gnome was about to become
life and living contamination must
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