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34 // World of Warcraft Community Magazine

GNOMEREGAN

GNOME STARTING AREA
By Doug Reynolds
“Speaking of Gnomes, There was this wee philly I knew...
almost as good at storytelling as me ha-ha.”

“

Sir, we were not

she could use my Dwarven skin...

and make it to Nevin Twistwrench

talking about Gnomes.

of stout anytime she fancied.

who was very glad to see her
apparently. Know what I mean

I asked if you knew you had

I remember a story the wee

pork lodged in your beard.”

lass told me just after the Cataclysm

laddie? Wink wink, nudge nudge!

down in the belly of Gnomeregan.

Carvo Blastbolt cut that short

feisty one. Now I am no fan of

She was pinned down in a dark

though, as he needed someone

Gnomes - anything shorter than

corner being attacked by crazy leper

to help rescue and transport

a Dwarf needs stamping on no

Gnomes, foul stinking beasties. She

survivors oot of the fighting zones.

question. But laddie, this Gnome,

had to kill a number to get out alive

“Awww laddie she was a

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Once she had done that she