Wiregrass Seniors Magazine January 2018 JANUARY%20ISSUE | Page 5

WiregrassSeniorsMagazine.com Page 5 Ethel and Earl Ethel was running late for a Doctor visit and she really needed to use the restroom. As she checked in with the receptionist, a nurse noticed her obvious, “I have to pee” dance. Thinking ahead, the nurse quickly handed Ethel a urine specime cup, and pointed down the hall saying, “The second door down the there on your right.” A few minutes later, Ethel, came out of the bathroom with the empty container and a relieved look on her face. Handing the empty cup to the nurse, she said, “Thanks! But they had a toilet in there, so I didn’t need this after all!”