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Ethel and Earl
Ethel was running late for a Doctor visit
and she really needed to use the
restroom. As she checked in with the
receptionist, a nurse noticed her
obvious, “I have to pee” dance.
Thinking ahead, the nurse quickly handed
Ethel a urine specime cup, and pointed
down the hall saying, “The second door
down the there on your right.”
A few minutes later, Ethel, came out of
the bathroom with the empty container
and a relieved look on her face.
Handing the empty cup to the nurse, she
said, “Thanks! But they had a
toilet in there, so I didn’t
need this after all!”