CONFESSIONS!.
EDITED BY:
Marina Khidekel
of the Cosmopolitan
“MOST EMBARRASSING, RIDICULOUS, WHAT-WAS-I-THINKING MOMENTS!”
“I was in charge
of capturing my
friend’s wedding
on video. The
ceremony
started and just
as they were
announced as
husband and wife,
I realized I’d
forgotten to
push record! They
had to repeat
the vows all over
again so I could
get a video…
Oops.”
—MYRNELLE S.
“I went on a post-Thanksgiving colon
cleanse, and my boyfriend at the time
called me just to ask what’s up. And I
hate talking to boys while I poop. I just
can’t. So I’m like, ‘Nothing, really.’ He
goes, ‘Do you want to hang out
tonight?’ And I say, “I, um, I just can’
t.” So then he’s like, “You’re being
weird. Are you with someone?” Finally,
I was like, ‘I’m pooping my brains out,
okay? I’ve been on a colon cleanse for
the past two days.’ He teased me for
months.” —ASHLEY RICKARDS
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“The first time I
wore [my new]
trench, I got all
these looks from
dudes. A cute guy
rode by on his bike
and said, ‘ Excuse
me, I don’t think
you have any pants
on.’ I’d run out of
the house with just
the trench and my
underwear on.”
—KAT H.