Is this a dagger I see before myself?
LM
GOING TO WAR
ON MYSELF!
Alan Sugar: Who was the project leader?
Apprentice: That would be myself, Lord
Sugar.
Belle has been irritated of late, especially
when watching ‘The Apprentice’. They
may be good at business tasks (yeah,
right) but they can’t string two words
together. So here is Belle’s guide to
famous quotations, re-written for The
Apprentice.
Did you chop down the cherry tree?
Father, I cannot tell a lie. That would be
myself.
GW
18
Et te, Brute?
JC
Who is Spartacus? That would be myself!
Anon
Kiss myself, Hardy.
HN
Hit myself with your rhythm stick, hit myself,
hit myself, hittttt myself!
ID
Kiss myself Kate!
P
But myself no buts!
SC
Bring myself the head of John the Baptist!
S
So please, apprentices, do myself a favour,
and go back to school!
BW