Village Voice August/September 2012 | Page 20

Is this a dagger I see before myself? LM GOING TO WAR ON MYSELF! Alan Sugar: Who was the project leader? Apprentice: That would be myself, Lord Sugar. Belle has been irritated of late, especially when watching ‘The Apprentice’. They may be good at business tasks (yeah, right) but they can’t string two words together. So here is Belle’s guide to famous quotations, re-written for The Apprentice. Did you chop down the cherry tree? Father, I cannot tell a lie. That would be myself. GW 18 Et te, Brute? JC Who is Spartacus? That would be myself! Anon Kiss myself, Hardy. HN Hit myself with your rhythm stick, hit myself, hit myself, hittttt myself! ID Kiss myself Kate! P But myself no buts! SC Bring myself the head of John the Baptist! S So please, apprentices, do myself a favour, and go back to school! BW