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character. If you met your character in real life, would their story make you call BS, or would you want to know them better? III THOU SHALT NOT BLOW SMOKE UP THINE OWN INTRO. Player 1: She glided into the room, her eyes, one grey as a stormy sky, the other green as ivy creeping up the Eastern wall of the house her father lived in for a short time during his time studying abroad in Europe. They shone with secrets that had spilled from her hair. Everyone would know she was mysterious. Mysterious and sensual as her hips swayed in a skirt that had been hand-sewn by blind orphans in a monastery and sold to a clothier who specialised in dramatic garments and made the best grilled cheese sandwiches — Player 2: -has died and been reborn as seven different creatures while she has conquered the difficult trial of walking through a doorway Some roleplays require a certain post length. Some players abuse it with filler. Write more about what your character is thinking, not about what you want others to think of them. IV THOU SHALT NOT FETISHISE OTHER RACES AND CULTURES. Especially not in public roleplays. In a sexual context, a fetish is defined as a “form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc. “ When a character’s race (or the player’s assumed stereotypes about it) eclipses their personality or accomplishments, it is problematic. If you want to depict someone of a different culture or race, do some reading. People are more sexy when they’re people, not when they’re reduced to skin colour or a few words in a different language. V THERE BE’EST A TIME AND A PLACE FOR THINE LIBIDO. Player 1: -climbs in your lap and starts kissing your neckPlayer 2: “Really? We’re trying to disarm a bomb. Piss off.” There are plenty of outlets for purely sexual roleplay. Just because you’ve dressed your avatar in something sexy, or have come up with a concept that will change the definition of “nympho”, doesn’t give you permission to lick everything you see. That’s how diseases, (even social ones) are spread. VI ’TIS BETTER TO ASK THAN BE BOOTED FOR AVOIDABLE IGNORANCE. Roleplay systems can be complicated. With T1–3 tiers, dice rules and a whole myriad of other bits of slang, abbreviations, rules and regulations. Places like RPedia and other reference sites can be a good place to start. Most tabletop games also have open wikis and forums that welcome novices. Don’t be afraid to ask for help, politeness usually begets politeness. VII THOU SHALT NOT LET YOUR PARTNER CARRY THE STORY. Player 1: “O for a Muse of fire, that would ascend The brightest heaven of invention, A kingdom for a stage, princes to act