Upscale LIVE Magazine Volume 2 - March/ April 2014 - Issue 2 | Page 46

My husband is in the military, while he was away I began a sexual relationship with his father
which continued when he got home. I am 3 moths pregnant and i don't know who the father
is. My friends say don't tell because the baby will have them same DNA but I feel so guilty. If I
tell I will destroy a father/son relationship. The worst part of it all is that I'm in love with the
father who is still married to my husbands mother. HELP?
In Too Deep

Dear Ratchet Garden Tool, I mean In Too Deep,
Ratchet, ratchet, ratchet! You are just the whore being passed around in the family. At the
end of the day, you are the outsider and they are family. Where do you get all theses morals
and scruples from now?? You knew he was your husband's father and your father-in-law
when he laid the pipe. Go tell your husband that you are carrying his brother, make sure your
insurance is paid and change your beneficiary to your mom because your days are numbered!! And get better friends because any fool knows the DNA will show the difference between a father and a grandfather!

I recently found out that my best friends husband is gay because I walked in on him having
sex with my gay cousin. He paid me S1,000.00 dollars to keep his secret and yes he was the
bottom. Yes, I spent the money because he promised to stop but they (he and my cousin) are
still going hot and heavy and she is planning her wedding to his undercover ass, in which I am
the Maid of Honor. How do I tell her that her man is gay or do I just mind my business?
Maid of Honor with Mixed Emotions

Dear Lowdown Maid of Honor with Mixed Emotions,
Since money is your hush candy don't say a word. Go to both your cousin and the fiancé and
request a huge down payment on a new payment plan. As long as they pay you keep your
mouth shut and put the money in a 401k plan. Now you have to hurry because you don't
have long to get this arrangement worked out and name your price. If he does not agree with
the amount, prepare your speech for when the minister asks if there is anyone here who does
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