Unfazed Magazine Spring 2017 - The Q+A Issue | Page 30

PHOTOBYJANELE SANTACRUZ cough, gagthatendedupinthrowingup. Long storyshort, thereIwas: 3am, pisdrunk, unclogingthedrainfromchickenIjustleft. I wasusingthetrashcantotryandgetthe waterout, itwasanightmare. SoIopenthe dortotelthemwhat’ sgoingon. Turnsout thehotelwaterwasn’ tworking. SoIcomeout andoneguyisblowdryingacupoficein atempttomakeitintowatertodrink. Then theothermemberofLifeLesons, whohad previouslybenhavingwisdom tothpain, holdingabigtubeofOragel, whichhehas neverusedbefore. Sowhathedidwastakean entiretubeofOragelonacotonswaband putitinhismouth. Thataparentlymakesyou veryhigh. SowhenIcomeout, he’ sstaringat theceilingdrolingonhimself, theotherguy isblowdryingacupoficeandthenI’ m elbowsdepinthrowupwater. Thatwasan experience.

Whatcitiesareyouusualymostexcited tovisitwhenyoutour? Indianapolisiskindoflikemyhometownteam. IloveChicago, Mineapolisisalwaysfun. BasicalyanycitieswhereIdowel. Ihonestly havefunineverycitybutifthere’ sanycity onatourrunthatIlokforwardtoit’ s usualyIndianapolisandChicago. Portlandor Seatlearealwaysfunto.

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