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Name: Joey Age: 32 Basic physical description: 5 ' 10, white, cheeky chappy, often referred to as a ' guilty pleasure ' I’ m a: Generous 8.5 Borough: Thurrock, Essex Looking for: Fun, both sexually and socially You: Someone who ain ' t afraid to let their hair down and forget about the responsibilities of life for a night, and at the same time drives me crazy... in a good way. Don ' t be shy.
Name: Corina Nationality: Italian Age: 22 Borough: Tower Hamlets I’ m a: 8.1 Basic physical description: Black Hair, dark eyes, dark tattoos( everywhere). A bit about me: Don’ t be scared about all of my body art. Contrary to what people think I’ m not expecting every guy friend to look like Tommy Lee. Looking for: Someone that can get drunk and read a book next to me just a easily.
Name: Arabelle Nationality: Italian Age: 25 Borough: Tower Hamlets I’ m a: 7.8 Basic physical description: Dark hair, dark eyes, great ass. A bit about me: Professional ice skater and actress in training, paying the bills making cocktails for drunkies in Shoreditch. I dated a Lord once, does it count for my CV? Looking for: I’ ve got a weakness for musicians and left handers. A combination of the two will do the trick. Also, you’ d better have a dick rather than being a dick.
Name: Diana Nationality: Spanish Age: 19 Borough: Hackney I’ m a: 7.7 Basic physical description: Short and light. A bit about me: I’ m a poet... pffft NOT. Certainly not a dumb 19 year old. Looking for: A grown man who’ s not a suit but can wear one over dinner.
* first cum first served
Name: Tom Nationality: English Age: 28 Borough: Brixton I’ m a: 9.0 Basic physical description: Blond, dad bod, beard. A bit about me: I drink my relationships away because they often smother me. Looking for: A girl that can leave me the fuck alone for 2 seconds. Everyone needs their space.
This is how it works
To apply or reply, send us: Name, age, nationality, basic physical description, what you rate yourself from 1-10( looks), borough, a bit about you, and what you’ re looking for. Also, instead of sending your picture, send an image that reflects your personality.
TO: letsget2gether @ readpublichouse. uk
Every reply will come to us first, we will scan it for viruses( dickpics) and send it to the right person.*
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