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bottle were placed on the kitchen table; earnest prayers began and continued, solo, for an hour. Much was made of bowing from the waist, a scarf flicked over the shoulders in penitential rites. Prayers over, a fresh full glass in hand, she smiled and said “I’ll just drink this and we can go to dinner.” Which we did to a large and decidedly retro restaurant, chosen by her for me, mainly constructed from local timber, tablecloths, clean glasses and crockery, with Jawa and Dnieper motorcycles hanging from the ceiling. On the balcony, where smoking was allowed, ten of Alexandra’s friends stood up to welcome us; well-built, loose limbed, attractive young men and women in their late twenties, bright and optimistic yet within minutes wishing to discuss with a Westerner the scandals of the Russian occupation and separatists in Transdniestria in the east of their country. In Transdniestria, the separatists evidently believe, with the help of Russian soldiers, that their country is a separate nation; which is why Westerners arriving in or on a vehicle must pay for, on a sliding scale related to how wealthy they look, a vignette in Russian giving permission to drive on the roads. Although Transdniestria issues their own passports you will not get a stamp in yours; nor is it advisable, when you leave Moldova, to mention your explorations to Customs officials or Border guards. If you wish to travel there, get a bus or train. No vignette required to be paid for. Meantime my welcome party continued. One of the challenges of eating local food in Eastern Europe is that it is invariable disguised as something else, and then covered in sour cream. Almost anything can and will be stuffed into dumplings or peppers or cabbage. Enough salt and aforesaid cream and you’ll be ok. But if, like me, you are given a jam roly-poly rather than the minced pork dumpling you were certain you ordered, eat it with a smile. You’re from a different country and expected to be odd. Here’s a tip... you will be served “Mămăligă cu brânză și smântână”, which is obviously polenta with butterflies and sour cream. It is, er… fine. And the butterflies are merely my translation of the accented letters. However, if you want to eat something identifiable stick to fried river fish – usually carp, or pork kebabs or Zeama, a clear chicken noodle soup. Enough food eaten, beer and wine imbibed, the bill was split amongst the diners and Alexandra, her boyfriend and I returned to her apartment. I bedded down on a pullout sofa, the boyfriend got into Alexandra’s bed and she went to the kitchen, glass in hand, to pray for an TRAVERSE 49