TRAVERSE Issue 19 - August 2020 | Page 51

headlights blinding, massive repairs negotiated, now in deep and blackest darkness, with raw road chippings spitting out from under the tyres and red dust in my eyes thicker than the smog of New Delhi. A border was crossed, and finally, to Odessa, at midnight, with the only rooms seemingly available above a twenty-four-hour car wash where the power system for the high-pressure pumps were loud and insistent the whole night through. In the morning, a walk of five hundred metres to get instant coffee from a machine. This was not the Odessa of the Opera House and Potemkin Steps well-loved from previous visits; this was a carwash backwater nightmare. To the coast then, with the help of booking.com, to meet the Armenian Hotelier. An hour through the city, tarmac roads with potholes for interest, topping a rise and there, shining in the sunshine, the sea. One hundred metres down the hill and on the left, the Comfort Hotel, the Armenian Hotelier and his graduate nephew. So friendly these two; and via translation, good tellers of tales. The cabanas then, to sleep; but so thin the walls that in the room on the left I could hear Alexandra praying and on the right a woman elbowing her husband to stop his snoring. I sit on the sand, Alexandra is swimming in the sea. On the beach, most of the men over the age of 45 wear Speedos. The swimming trunks, carefully cut to accentuate genital size and to tuck neatly below the spreading waistline are so popular that I wonder if there is not a container load nearby, recently snaffled and sold off cheap. The young display their beauty, those older stand with their hands on their hips, stomachs bursting from Speedos and flowery bikinis alike. To the untutored eye it would seem pregnancy is no longer gender specific. A woman of fifty is standing, talking to her man. He is suntanned, his back is muscled and his buttocks still good until he turns in profile. Then he, like his wife, looks pregnant too. As she speaks with him, she does not look into his face; she is focused on the round brown belly he displays and speaks directly to it. It is her investment of course. In Ukraine, the paunch is called “social savings”; after the first few months of marriage and passion the woman will seek to tie him to her apron strings with constancy of food and drink. Her man has a moustache which he uses to punctuate and accentuate his speech. She cannot see for she is looking lovingly at his belly. When she replies she thrusts her own belly forward and looks at him up meekly. There are slim men on the beach. Silver haired, military bearing. TRAVERSE 51